Wow. Wait. What?

Never even tought that this would work… Notez-bien: eth0 was manually configured. rush:~# ifconfig eth0 Link encap:Ethernet HWaddr 00:10:A7:0F:AB:43 inet addr:192.168.92.7 Bcast:192.168.92.255 Mask:255.255.255.0 eth1 Link encap:Ethernet HWaddr 00:10:DC:DD:75:DE inet addr:192.168.92.3 Bcast:192.168.92.255 Mask:255.255.255.0 rush:~# vi /etc/network/interfaces — change eth1′s IP from DHCP to static .7 — create configuration for eth0 with DHCP — make sure your [...]

Finally! My GNOME desktop is now complete. This is the feature I have been waiting for! The original can be found here.